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| The old farmer down the road was really lonely and placed a lonely hearts ad at the feed store. The old lady farmer on the other side of town answered the ad and they went out for a meal one evening. The old lady farmer, on the drive home, started to feel a bit friskey and asked "have you got a cialis" "No" replied the old farmer "I'm a John Deere man"
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| You haven't received any replies to this good joke. I guess no one else appreciates british humor.
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I think some of us are just plumbing the depths of our memories - hoping we can top it :)
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| I am one of those people that is really bad at telling jokes, they just dont come out right, along with the fact that I am dyslexic, I am pleased anyone got it! I really am jealous of drawbars "written English" skills.
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It was a funny joke for sure. I couldn't think of any clean farmer jokes off the top of my head so I let it ride. But yes it was a good one BB.
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Tell a welfare recipient they must work and they call their congressman. Tell a farmer he can no longer work and he commits suicide. No wonder 1/2% of the population feeds the other 99-1/2%!!
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Did you ever hear the one about the Maine farmer who kept sheep? . . . oh, nevermind. . . .
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| Hey Williams, you know what Cialis is for right?...its to stop you rolling out of bed.
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I think I have heard every sheep/farmer joke there is, and then started to hear the a$$ jokes when I got the donkey for those few weeks. You have to know me though, I am good for a good ribbing. I can take a joke for sure...but I really dislike the people that can throw out jokes and insults, but cannot take them in return!
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Tell a welfare recipient they must work and they call their congressman. Tell a farmer he can no longer work and he commits suicide. No wonder 1/2% of the population feeds the other 99-1/2%!!
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same with the stone business.
Hey, rock star.. and
"I bet you get stoned more before 9am than the rest of the world does all week."
I tell them, every body must get stone... and that I've got to rebuild those buildings in Rome every now and then.
Breaking balls is part of working culture... I tell my new friends in reenacting and on stone jobs...if guys don't break your balls...
(pick on you in a good way)
then they don't like you.
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