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| I guess that's where coronation comes into play...lol..Which by the way I don't have.
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The zippo lighter was obviously invented during the 1980's exclusively for the hair band rock bands of the day. Before 1980, hair band groupies burnt their fingers while flicking their bics and holding down the lever while the hair bands jammed out their power ballads.
In an effort to curb the travesty of white trash having their thumbs singed, the Zippo Lighter was invented so that a flame could be established...and held...during the entire 5 minute power ballad without a little lever needing to be held down.
Today the Zippo lighter has gone by the way side due to technological advancements. With the advent of the cell phone, now at retro rock concerts, when hair bands play their power ballads, concert-goers no longer have to burn their fingers on Bics, nor buy expensive Zippo lighters, they flip their phones open and swing them side to side way up over their heads.
PS: This entire post was done with Tongue-in-Cheek humor with the exception of cell phones being used as modern zippos. White Trash still do this, which I personally know because I am white trash myself that has been to hair band rock concerts and have witnessed it firsthand. (Styx Fan)
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LOL.. my accounting teacher in college was the money manager for that band. good stories.
don't yuo know that the zip was invented for city people who didn't know how to use flint and steal? duh.
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You lucky guy...you had steel? We had to rub two sticks together. 
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you had sticks?
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| Don't forget your hands with the stick. But seriously. I'd just place my order for the knife kit, so P2 and his dad can have something to do one evening in the shop in December.
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Good for you. I think that is the ideal knife. Not biting off too much at one time, yet a father/son/mother project...again what could be more perfect for a first knife. Maybe you should get mother-of-the-year for that idea.
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| I am oh so far from being "mother-of-the-year." Just trying to keep my head above the water.
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I won't get parent or even foster parent of the year either, and the last 15 minutes have been fun with a very sleep deprived, cranky 3 year old so my nerves are on edge as I type, but as Noggin says..."We're not perfect, we're parents."
Oh so true.
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| P2 was 3 (5 yrs ago) and it seemed this time of the year he was always the sickiest (if that's a word). Hang in there and remeber you wont get these years back as they grow up oh to fast now a days.
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